Jokes...

HODJA'S WIFE AND HIS DONKEY When his wife died, the Hodja became very sorry, but he mourned for her only a few days.

After a while his donkey died and he was even more sorrowful and mourned for him many months.

People asked him why and he answered:

"When my wife died, they all said, they could find a younger and better one for me, but when my donkey died, nobody offered the same service."

 

An airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax and. . . OH MY GOODNESS!". . . .

 

Silence followed. Then after a few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it in my lap. He chuckled and said, "You should see the front of my pants!"

 

A passenger in coach yelled loudly, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

 

A Couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

 

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

 

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,

"Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

 

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninty.